McSweeney's writes an exam for future hedge fund managers

Excerpts from the 12 question test for beginning, intermediate, and advanced future hedge fund managers:

A hedge-fund manager gets up at 5 a.m. It takes him 12 minutes to shower, 8 minutes to get dressed, and 20 minutes to eat breakfast. How big is his domestic staff?

Your middle-class parents have a combined household income of $115,000. You receive an allowance of $20 per week. If you save all your allowance for two years, how much debt will you have to finance to hostilely take over your family? How will you structure the debt?

(Hat tip: Mostly Economics)